nice idea: the immortal grandma economy
interesting
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imgayforfanart asked:
Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?
jonnywaistcoat answered:
Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that’s not a decision I can make for you.
Remember that "three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these
Jimmy Budgett
Wasted away again in Meageritaville
"ironic hell" is my favorite kind of punishment. someone being condemned to suffer eternally for their desires? boring, pedestrian, what are you catholic, etc. getting what you want but in a way that makes you wish you never did, on the other hand? now that makes me sit up a little straighter in my seat and lean forward excitedly
also call me sadistic but there's something so satisfying about getting to see the moment someone realizes that their "reward" is nothing but a shiny gold-plated boot up the ass
if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue
how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it
all part of the plan
love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.